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Post by ilovdamian06 on Jun 21, 2006 14:30:43 GMT
my bad
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Post by Charismatic Enigma on Jun 21, 2006 14:53:18 GMT
[glow=green,2,300]You should delete, or modify the post Raze. Make it say [/glow]
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Post by ilovdamian06 on Jun 21, 2006 14:56:17 GMT
[glow=green,2,300]You should delete, or modify the post Raze. Make it say [/glow] y should i |
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Post by Charismatic Enigma on Jun 21, 2006 15:07:15 GMT
[glow=green,2,300]You should delete, or modify the post Raze. Make it say [/glow] y should i [glow=green,2,300]Not you which is why it says Raze[/glow] |
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Post by [Mb] on Jun 26, 2006 9:56:48 GMT
what do you call a man with big feet golfclub
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Post by jesusc on Jul 1, 2006 16:04:35 GMT
Yo mommas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving
yo mommas so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change
Yo mommas so fat when she dressed up in her green suit everyone was yelling GODZILLA
Yo mommas so fat she dressed in a rain slicker and everyone yelled TAXI!
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Post by Crimson Reaper on Jul 1, 2006 16:41:42 GMT
These two guys are walking in the woods,
One guy trips and falls,
The other guy dials 999 and asks for a doctor
The doctor asks what is wrong and the guy explains his friend tripped and fell,
The doctor asks is he is dead,
The guy says he dosen't know,
The doctor replies saying he must check if he is dead,
So, making sure if he is dead or alive, the guy,,,,,
Pulls out his gun shoots him in the head three times and tells the doctor he is dead
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Post by [Mb] on Jul 1, 2006 16:42:46 GMT
lol i ove it m8 grate joke lol
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Post by Charismatic Enigma on Jul 3, 2006 6:33:57 GMT
[glow=green,2,300]Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.
They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."
Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
God chuckled, "Jesus saves"
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